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	<description>Jack of all trades</description>
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		<title>The Dexter&#8217;s: Trading places</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 16:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Super Cool Ninja Post]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reddit]]></description>
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		<title>Haters Gonna Hate!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Super Cool Ninja Post]]></category>

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		<title>Geo Super &#8211; Pakistan&#8217;s only sports channel?</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/geo-super-pakistans-only-sports-channel/315/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 17:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But Geo is no more a Pakistani channel. It is well clear from the pro-India programs and the way they&#8217;re &#8216;leading&#8217; the media towards. Because they have the money. Every drama shown on Geo TV is more Indian than the previous and the channel shows pride in highlighting Indian movies. Very Pakistani though, after all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Suggest: NO Littering Day</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/i-suggest-no-littering-day/295/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 07:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you can read English, you can most definitely read this. And if you can read this, you must be educated enough to operate a computer and use the internet. And if you&#8217;re educated enough, you should have read somewhere that you should keep your surroundings clean. You must have also read/heard something along the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When I got shot in the head&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/when-i-got-shot-in-the-head/289/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I write, you read]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Without getting into any details whatsoever, I&#8217;m going to try and demonstrate the feeling of when I got shot in the head. I knew this was it when my partner was helplessly shot in the head from point blank range and the same seemed quite inevitable for me. Looking at my partner take his last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicago has balls! Plus the Dildocopter!</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/chicago-fire-dildocopter/283/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Super Cool Ninja Post]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thought I should share this&#8230; Source And of course, the Dildocopter: Source]]></description>
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		<title>Infidel</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/infidel/275/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 05:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pakistan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tad bit religious]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Mind Your Language and Jeff Dunham&#8217;s Achmed the Dead Terrorist, calling a non-Muslim an infidel is now only a joke. I&#8217;m only guessing that it used to be a serious comment when we, Muslims, were first introduced to the word &#8216;infidel&#8217;. I&#8217;m guessing because I haven&#8217;t been around forever. Who really is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The case of Muhammad Aamer</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/the-case-of-muhammad-aamer/266/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cricket]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salman Butt, Muhammad Asif and Muhammad Aamer were the three names that no matter how badly Pakistan performed still gave us some hope. Butt &#8211; the stylish left-handed batsmen. We were constantly reminded of the legendary left-handed openers we&#8217;ve had in that past. All of us secretly, if not openly, hoped that Butt will go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Muhammad Ali Jinnah is reincarnated today&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/if-muhammad-ali-jinnah-is-reincarnated-today/256/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course he would&#8217;ve been involved in the state affairs and elections. I can bet, if he forms his own wing of Muslim League, all the existing Muslim Leagues will dissolve into his because no matter how big they get, they know they won&#8217;t be able to participate in an election against M.A. Jinnah. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If India Nukes Pakistan…</title>
		<link>http://ahmedumair.com/if-india-nukes-pakistan/250/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmed Umair</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pakistan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Cool Ninja Post]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Special Short: Sitting at home with a friend, Omer Bashir Chaudary, talking about totally random stuff and in reply to something I said, he uttered (translated in English): &#8220;Even if India nukes us and I&#8217;m dying, I would say &#8216;Up yours, you&#8217;re still going to be a vegetarian&#8217;.&#8221; It completely made my day!]]></description>
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